We're proud to announce the soon-to-be release of our new camouflage pattern, Phalli-Camo!
The world’s militaries are hung up on the same old patterns, but we’re here to give them a stiff competition. Our uniquely-shaped blotches are guaranteed to leave the industry giants limp.
Designed for maximum concealment, Phalli-Camo’s shaft-shaped splatters ensure you’re never spotted unless you want to be. And, just like other top-tier patterns, we offer a variety of colorways to cover all your needs—no matter where you’re swinging your rifle.
The four colorways that are essential when it comes to this pattern are
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Woodland Wang
The essential original version of the pattern, ideal for concealment in the most places.
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Desert Dong
A lighter tan-focused design perfect for use in dry, sandy conditions.
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Jungle Junk
The primarily green pattern, best for use in places with a lot of vegetation
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Snow Schlong
Great for blending in with all kinds of snow, except the yellow type...
Whether you’re packing heat in the jungle or stiffening your resolve in the desert, Phalli-Camo has you covered. Our revolutionary pattern ensures you’ll never be caught with your pants down.
Stay hard to spot with Phalli-Camo! Coming soon!